[2ndDivisionVet]

By next week, he'll have been the first one into the hideout, taking out Osama with one well-placed shot right between the eyes and then translating all the documents from Arabic before piloting the helicopter to the awaiting aircraft carrier, where he cooked a delicious gourmet meal for the SEAL team, before reading them their rights under the UCMJ for war crimes. He then prepared the body for burial at sea and performed the Islamic funeral ceremony.

[a fool in paradise]

So he would have been willing to take the nation into a FOURTH war (especially if OBL had not been even inside the building).

Says much that his Left Wing base should be hearing.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Now I can't even read “Obama” without seeing “Osama”.

This is getting worse!

[Tammy8]

Now I know why we know so little about our fearless leader, he is a secret agent. Now we just have to figure out who he really works for.

[LegendHasIt]

Doesn’t ANYONE remember that back during the campaign 0bama indicated quite strongly (for those capable of reading between the lines) that he WANTED war with Pakistan?

I dunno why... Maybe he is backing the Shia rather then the Sunni, and wants to bring in the 12th Imam.

[SpaceBar]

Heroic paintings of Obama in full military regalia with a chestfull of medals for various campaigns on a white horse can't be far off.

[piytar]

Yup. May I profer a shorter version, though?

In “obama kills Osama” v82, obama is a hero. Really! /hurl

[Rashputin]

Yeah, yeah, and Bill Clinton took manly and bold action to fire a ton of money, I men missiles, into Afghanistan when Monica was in the news.

Osama being dead is good.

So, reward the Intelligence people and SEALS then dig up what Barry is hiding by doing this. The Saudis put the screws to him to do this and he decided to finally do it when the it would help hide something. Probably some major Muslim mass murder that isn't even getting reported, but possibly a major crime by his pals here in the US.

[lewislynn]

By next week, he'll have been the first one into the hideout, taking out Osama with one well-placed shot right between the eyes and then translating all the documents from Arabic before piloting the helicopter to the awaiting aircraft carrier, where he cooked a delicious gourmet meal for the SEAL team, before reading them their rights under the UCMJ for war crimes. He then prepared the body for burial at sea and performed the Islamic funeral ceremony.

You left out the part about chugging down a fifth of Jack Daniels beforehand...and the moral of the story?!...Don't f**% with a Acorn community organizer when s/he's been drinking.

[lewislynn]

Obama insisted that the assault force hunting down the al Qaeda leader be large enough to fight its way out of Pakistan if confronted by hostile local police officers and troops, ...

Two teams of specialists were on standby: One to bury bin Laden if he was killed, and a second composed of lawyers, interrogators and translators in case he was captured alive,

Yeah, don't forget to take grave diggers and lawyers in case there's some real trouble...I hope the grave diggers had proper union representation...not that it matters with lawyers at the ready.

[thecodont]

Baron Munchhausen lives!

[freekitty]

You got that right.

[Eleutheria5]

It’s Jarack Obaurba, now with movable parts and a kung fu grip.

[AmericanInTokyo]

When does International A.N.S.W.E.R., MoveOn.org, and Code Pink start gathering in the streets!!??

[edpc]

Two teams of specialists were on standby: One to bury bin Laden if he was killed, and a second composed of lawyers, interrogators and translators in case he was captured alive, the officials were cited as saying.

No wonder he was shot on sight. What special operator wants to be part of the debacle explained above....? Who did they have in mind as the lead lawyer on this mission....Harmon Raab?

[PghBaldy]

Why I am curious about all of this, the way they are releasing info is so political. Unnamed sources to the NYT? Late night the world-is-ending news alerts followed by Obama crowing about himself? Something big better happen somewhere to take this off the front pages.

PLEASE Myley Cirus elope with Justin Bieber or something ;)

[Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!]

The journOlists have been ordered to make him the hero and they have no problem doing it.

[Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!]

Matthews heils his Obama

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iovgXnKe—Y&feature=player_embedded

In the beginning of the clip he loses his breathe like he is in love?

Obamagasm Awards
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2717238/posts?page=33

[exit82]

Complete claptrap.

But then it is from an Indian newspaper, and India hates Pokeestan.

If Zero dithered any more than he did, Bin Laden would still be alive, and Seal Team 6 would have been in Iranian Rescue 1980—Part 2.

The non- Natural Born One needs to go—as soon as possible.

Even a clown like Biden does not hate this country as much as Zero.

[Condor51]

NY Slimes
'Obama was ready for military confrontation with Pak'
("Commander McBragg" Obama jumps the shark

*** By next week, he'll have been the first one into the hideout, taking out Osama with one well-placed shot right between the eyes and then translating all the documents from Arabic before piloting the helicopter to the awaiting aircraft carrier, where he cooked a delicious gourmet meal for the SEAL team, before reading them their rights under the UCMJ for war crimes. He then prepared the body for burial at sea and performed the Islamic funeral ceremony. ***

If the NY Slimes thought they could get away with telling that Fairy Tale, they would.

an aside on 'Commander McBragg'.
Per TCM's Robert Osborne that cartoon character was modeled after the great (IMHO) British actor C. Aubrey Smith
(General Burroughs in the 1939 movie 'The Four Feathers')[one of my faves]

[EternalVigilance]

Lawyers were standing to the ready.