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Posted on 04/18/2011 10:42:09 AM PDT by Jim Robinson
We are so close. Our Tea Party Rebellion in 2010 turned the congressional world upside down and swept conservatives into power in the majority of state houses and state legislatures. And the results are happening in states like Wisconsin where they've successfully challenged the socialist government employee unions and brought them down a peg or two. And we all witnessed the ugly protests the angry socialist government workers staged while trying to block the changes, but conservative Governor Walker and his conservative legislature held firm and We the People won the day. It CAN be done!
Socialism can be brought down and freedom restored but it takes guts and will power and people who are unafraid to take on the untouchables. Creeping socialism is strangling the life out of this country and will permanently destroy our capitalist economy and end our freedom if it's not stopped.
We who love liberty must rip it out by the roots and burn it so it can never take hold again. Marxists Obama, Reid, Pelosi, and their comrades must be defeated and sent home. We must retake the senate and the White House in 2012 and continue strengthening our gains throughout the country. Meanwhile, Obama is trashing and burning America as fast as his little Marxist hands can light the fires.
This is no time to allow FR or the Tea Party to wither. We need each other now more than ever. We've achieved much together in the last few years and are so close to achieving a great victory over the evils of socialism. The nation needs us. Liberty needs us. Victory is ours in 2012 if we remain strong and vigilant. The entire world is watching. They all see what a buffoon our Marxist child leader really is. It's up to us to throw the bum out.
Keep the faith and keep the pressure on. Results are happening.
And keep those donations coming in. We need FR now more than ever!!
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it generally can post problems to Administrators.
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Nice post!
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