“Well, my punctuation and caps were meant to represent disbelief and humor at your post. You are entitled to believe that the Donald’s hair is naturally orange and that he has more hair than Samson before the haircut.”
Thanks for the permission.
“I, personally, believe in little fairies and that elves dance under my window at midnight.”
I thought you might.
Better yet: Google Image “Marla Maples and Donald Trump.” There is a wedding photo (closeup) of the happy couple. The Donald’s hair is a kind of dark red/brown (it may be dyed as well, I not quite sure) with a tiny bit of Paulie Walnuts gray at the temples. It’s undeniable, I’m afraid. His hair is Lady Clairol not some genetic mutation of his Rhineland ancestors.
And, as I said, I’m a fan of The Donald!