The saying goes God, women, country, right? You’re funny. Glad to know you hold women in such high esteem.
Oh, I do, I do. At great personal cost, for the most part.
I always put them on a pedastal and, being human, they invariably fall off.
Trouble is, I always crash to earth first while clutching my empty wallet and bank statements.
Still, y’all will always be completely irresistable to this country chump.