Posted on 03/29/2011 8:05:54 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Huckabee.
You know that’s Cass Sunstein’s wife.
“Hey, I’m still wondering why the no-blood-for-oil crowd has stopped its collective gob. Where the heck are they?”
Anyone hear from Cindy Shehaan?
MOrnin. Been in and out all day.
The media should be asking; ‘Is it ok if the Libyan people choose theocracy for their destiny’?
I think this is her brother....
Another caller who needs a padded cell.
I've seen that and thank you. I am not convinced that this man is the genesis for this operation and will not argue against his documented background. Recall, I said the US may be doing "stupid" things again.
Who is Lock and Agustus?
Stranger than what?
Woo Hoo!!
why , Dr. Strange of course
Tell us how you really feel.
The loons are really out.
Yo.
I thought he meant Gary Locke, former Gov. of my state.
Augustus was a Roman emperor I think.
Some of these callers think they are sooooooooooooo clever.
Another, the guy who signed an unconstitutional health care bill and created debt that will take 2 generations to pay off is telling us he is fighting for freedom.
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