Iranian Video Says Mahdi is 'Near'

CBN ^ | 3/28/2011 | Erick Stakelbeck

[dfwgator]

Surprised it took 13 posts.

[RichInOC]

Boys, I’ve got good news and bad news for you. The good news is you’re right, the Mahdi is near.

The bad news is, He’s Jewish.

[tatown]

ie, the tax payers will be gone.

[ReneeLynn]

I wouldn’t give a cracker for what he might know. Don’t think God is letting him in on the plan either. He’s just doing his evil thing and destroying these saps who’ll follow him.

[evets]

massgopguy at #6, beat me to the draw...

[jagusafr]

Must be “Revelation - Director’s Cut, with alternate endings!”

Oy...

Colonel, USAFR

[Obadiah]

Winner! Think of all that lost tax revenue (income, sales, property, etc.).

[dfwgator]

The bad news is, He’s Jewish.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

“who Islamic scriptures say will lead the armies of Islam to victory over all non-Muslims in the last days.”

Better stop off at WalMart on the way home...

[Viking2002]

Iranian Video Says Mahdi is 'Near'

Yeah, and gold doubloons are gonna rain outta my butt like a bag of Skittles. The only 'Mahdi' that'll appear for those heathens will have tail fins and a warhead with a grinning eagle painted on it.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[Allegra]

Iran has announced this Mahdi business every year since Ahmadinutjob got in office.

Thing is, Iran is funding most of the current unrest in the Middle East. It's not just "happening" as Iran wants people to believe.

Keep worshipping your pedophile moon-god, Iran. I've read the book...it won't end well for you and your kind.

[Obadiah]

LOL, ain’t that the truth.

[Obadiah]

Need lead?

[paulcissa]

The bad news is, He’s Jewish.

He's not just a Jew, he's the Bear Jew! And he can hit 'em out of the park!

[RichInOC]

No, even worse than the Bear Jew.

[mancini]

he will have victory over all non-muslims in the “second to last” days

Not all non-muslims...I believe he'll have to contend with some very focused Jews first. Unless you're putting these Jews in "the last days" category.

[SkyPilot]

People think the Muslims are joking, or all of this is comic book. It is all too real, and horrifying.

Antichrist is coming some day, and that day might be closer than any of us realized.

Obama isn't the Antichrist, but his enabling of Al Qaeda demonstrates he is on Satan's payroll.

Anyone reading this post who has not accepted Jesus Christ as Lord, I urge you to do so. Christ's salvation is free, and at hand.

Dark, horrible days are coming. Anyone who does not accept Islam will be persecuted and murdered. War is coming. Famine. Convulsions in nature itself. Plagues. And global tyranny unlike your worst nightmare.

[databoss]

Round out the list folks! Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Te__r__, Is_ama___, Med____
Poof! game over no mahdi just bahdis...

[RobRoy]

>>Not all non-muslims...I believe he’ll have to contend with some very focused Jews first. Unless you’re putting these Jews in “the last days” category.<<

Precisely 144,000 of them, I suspect.

[yorkie01]

These Madhi nice Iranians also believe that Christ will stand right BEHIND the Madhi. Friends in Christ, we’re already half way to Jerusalem in this Lenten season. Muslims have done a great job as copycats of Judaism and Christianity. Let’s pack up the Al Aqsa Mosque stone by stone and send it along with Mohammed riding his horse back to Mecca.