Let me get this right. You cut down a tree using a chainsaw and then truck the wood, burning fossil fuel, to a shop using electricty to turn a lathe to make “Green” eggs?
I won’t even get into the manufacturing of the fake paper packaging.
Aren’t eggs a renewable resource already?
That technique sounds vaguely familiar.
But the green coloring is dangerously toxic...like the lead in the Whitehouse Garden. (A little speculation here.)