french fries, cheeseburgers, Rocky Road triple dips—her mouth says `No’ but her azz says `yes, yes!’
“But her azz says yes.” Hey, that’s no fair. People of African heritage, especially East Africa where most of our slaves came from, have a heredity for large rears. It is a biological adaptation to hot, humid jungle conditions. Excess fat goes to the rear as a starvation reserve, but leaves the rest of the body relatively unfat for cooling purposes. Of course, in this country, there is so much excess food and fat that it gets deposited all over, but first to the rear. The FLOTUS is not fat all over.