[gleeaikin]

“But her azz says yes.” Hey, that’s no fair. People of African heritage, especially East Africa where most of our slaves came from, have a heredity for large rears. It is a biological adaptation to hot, humid jungle conditions. Excess fat goes to the rear as a starvation reserve, but leaves the rest of the body relatively unfat for cooling purposes. Of course, in this country, there is so much excess food and fat that it gets deposited all over, but first to the rear. The FLOTUS is not fat all over.

[tumblindice]

What makes the muskrat guard its musk?
Or the armored rhino, its horny tusk,
In the misty mist or the dusky dusk.

What makes the Hottentot so hot?
A big fat butt, that’s what.

http://www.heretical.com/miscella/baker4.html

Yeah you’re right: our bigfoot First Lady is a frustrated marathon runner, like those barefoot guys from her husband’s home country.

[humblegunner]

Excess fat goes to the rear as a starvation reserve, but leaves the rest of the body relatively unfat for cooling purposes.

So the higher fat concentration in the rear results in less cooling of the rear.

Basically you're saying Michelle's butt is hot.