Uniforms, eh? That’s gonna take a scandalous amount of Wisk. Oh wait...bacteria ate the cloth about 200 years ago. Never mind.
“bacteria ate the cloth about 200 years ago. Never mind.”
Actually weird things happen in very muddy waters. I believe parts of the cloth uniforms of the men from the Confederate submarine Hunley may have survived 150 years under water—as it was totally filled with oxygen-poor sediment. One never knows what might be in the toxic muck at the bottom of a canal.