Posted on 03/15/2011 8:35:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Late in bttt
We need Sarah Palin as president so the Republicans in congress can hide behind her skirt. She’ll lead.
Conyers always sounds wasted. All members of congress should be drug tested as part of them being employed by us.
Amen.
Classy.
You should de-Friend him.
Wow. Yeah, she should definitely shut up and quick being right so much. Having all these women make the weak kneed, lily livered RINO “men” look like the yellowbellies they are is really hurtful. . .
sometimes its not easy to see historic times as you live them - take a few minutes to sit back and savor the sweet, sweet sounds of the squealing left as they go down in flames
Do you think their strategy is to wait till it’s closer to the election to start pushing hard and just continue the continuing resolution till then?
But when are they going to start connecting 0bamacare to single payer? If you ask Allen West and the other Big Kahunas you hang with that on your show someday I’ll be your BFF!
Guess who his favorite pick of President is? Mitch Daniels go figure.
BTW - I got cussed at over me asking Obumma to put UNC in his final four. lol. (all in good fun, though.)
This caller is dumb.
Amen.
Is that for real?!!! OMG that would be so great! Scott Walker for POTUS!!!
Cussed out? Randy supporter?
Lugar’s butt buddy.
Boehner/McConnell are part of the problem, not part of the solution.
It was typed jokingly (I think. lol.) Worse than a Randy supporter - a UNC and Kobe fan.
That reminds me, Mrs S announced she likes Mitch Daniels now. Can you give me a quick list of his negatives?
Shocking they don’t like charles.
Term limits! Only drugs Conyers takes are viagra and metamucil.
levin on daniels
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