Posted on 03/15/2011 8:35:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I just got off the phone with Paul Ryan’s office. First vote is in an hour. She said he is undecided. Anyone believe that?
Got me.
Perhaps she just has some type Freudinan attraction to it...
LMAO.
Hello.
Hi, cookie.
Ryan, Boehner and Cantor have a little cabal don’t they?
I’m with Mark Levin, force the dems to shut down the government if they don’t repeal the $105 billion for 0bamacare.
OMG! Was worken downstairs thought I heard that and ran
up here to see if it was true! Thanks Clint!
lmao..........
Conyers always sounds like a zombie.
Bob!
What is wrong with Conyers? Is this how he has always talked? Man, I wouldn’t be able to listen to this guy for more than that soundbite before falling off into a deep sleep.
Boehner has had enough time to get things going. Time to give him a kick in the pants.
How- d. Still lolololo!
I tried to call Cantor too but he was out of the office conveniently. Yes the cabal is strong
I was NOT happy when he was elected speaker. He’s part of the problem.
What can I say? I like watching pop culture, just for the entertainment value of course :-O
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