The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, March 15, 2011

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Yeah, but you were in a targetted state. :) I think Hillary had dropped out by the time of primaries here as well. Besides, I couldn’t have brought myself to vote for a Clintoon.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Same reason Bummer was elected. Repubs made it easy. Hope we don’t do a 2008/1996 redux in 2012.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Had to run back for this one.

Rush: “To impune Sarah Palin is to impune the tea party”.

BRILLIANT RUSH!!!

[Eagle of Liberty]

Pile of HOT, Radioactive GOO?

Homer Simpson Effect?

How about a Proficiency Test to be an ANCHOR?! Anyone?

[IMissPresidentReagan]

LOL. I loved that show.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Besides, I couldn’t have brought myself to vote for a Clintoon.

It was NOT easy........still have nightmares at times.......

[Clint N. Suhks]

FRed took us for the largest contribution we’ve ever made.

I’m still sore about it.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I’ve never heard Rush speak so highly of someone (with Reagan excepted, of course).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

At least you can always say you did your part for the Greater good. lol.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Mark Levin is leading that charge too.

[PogySailor]

This is What Happens When Republicans Get Milquetoast

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I rarely get to hear him anymore. :(

[ChicagoConservative27]

Diane needs a shower...

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I’m going to send Snerdley an anthrax telegram if he doesn’t start doing his job better. lol.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Uh-oh. You’ll have Janet Incompetano on your butt now.

[ChicagoConservative27]

LOL.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I should have said “on your case.”

[IMissPresidentReagan]

LOL. Either way not an image I want. These callers are killing me lately.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Or “on your back”?

[ChicagoConservative27]

Clint is being dirty.