The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, March 15, 2011

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

That statement alone makes my head want to explode. How the heck is that even possible. There couldn’t be two different people.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

OMFG - “Identity politics”? WTF????? Please, just let me slap this a-hole.

[gov_bean_ counter]

The Rev has a lock on the single issue thumpers...

[ChicagoConservative27]

Yeah. she is like the left now...

[PogySailor]

These “conservative” pudits must have loved George W. “Media Punching Bag” Bush.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Stupid FRed

That one still gets me. He had LOADS of support, yet just kept signaling that he didn't want it. That whole election cycle just made little sense to me. Out of ALL the people that were running, McCain gets the nomination? Unreal.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

It kills me how incredibly misled they can be by someone who can quote the Bible. I got a couple of book titles for all him to consider:

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Yea..she plays the victim card...pfft. More like she turns the victimizers into the victims.

[sloop]

omgomgomgOMG

andthattimguytoo was just on megyn kelly’z show - segment coming up

i’ll record it

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Well...he was “compassionate”. ;-)

What I don’t get is why we give a fig about what Lieberals and the media even care. These conservative pundits are easily distracted and really rarely right in their analysis.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Should be required reading...

[IMissPresidentReagan]

There’s nothing conservative a Huckles. And personally, who would want another Arkansas governor after the last one who was President.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Agree on both counts.

Freepmail

[ChicagoConservative27]

Who wants his son in the WH?

[Eagle of Liberty]

Mitt was still on our primary ballot...even though he’d dropped out. That’s where my vote went. I think pHuckabee had dropped out already, too.

I participated in OPERATION CHAOS...

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Backatchya.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

No one - I just meant Bubba was one Arkansas governor too many in the WH. ;)

[ChicagoConservative27]

Elected twice for some reason...

[PogySailor]

dittos

[gov_bean_ counter]

Here ya go, the Hucksters mentor...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Wendell_Douglas