Posted on 03/15/2011 8:35:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Good Morning! Hoping he comes out a swinging today!!! He needs 6 hours a day just to cover the shiola going on in the WH.
Morning.
Hello.
Thank a merciful God for the ‘net and people like Rush.
If we had only the favored “news” media to rely upon for facts, we’d be well and truly screwed.
(’Course, I long ago adopted the attitude that ANYTHING from the media was not only suspect but most likely BS, so I just use ‘em as an Absolute Negative Indicator.)
Here.
Hi.
Hello.
Aquí!
Rubio was on with Levin lastnight. I wonder if he’ll call into Rush’s show.
Idol pong.
And why isn’t Boehner/McConnell shouting this from the treetops?!!!
0bama said he wanted single payer twice in publik. Of course 0bamacare was designed to put the healthcare industry out of business = single payer = redistribution of wealth!
Is Rubio the estrogen bot killer the next POTUS?
Which team did Obummer curse with his bracket?
Seriously - how idiotic do we look - he’s filling out a bracket and Japan is falling apart. The MidEast is crumbling. Meanwhile...Bummer tries to demonstrate his (lack of) basketball knowledge.
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