And she’s living there in Allentown.
Well I’ve stubbed my toe in Allentown
And it hurt so much I hit the ground.
Out in bethlehem they’d take it in stride
Wrap it in gauze, say it was fine.
Well that calm approach just ain’t for me
I’ll call up 911 and scream endlessly
Till I get myself an ambulance ride,
away from these kids and this double-wide.
Well I’ve stubbed my toe in Allentown.