[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

They’ll use this to their lying, tyrannical advantage.

“It’s far, FAR worse than even WE thought it was,” they’ll say. “Man’s activity has not caused only global warming, it has caused UNIVERSAL warming!”

[MrB]

Capitalism causes the sun’s output to increase.

[C210N]

“Man’s activity has not caused only global warming, it has caused UNIVERSAL warming!”

And, if we don't do Something NOW!, then I diddily-diddy-guaranteeidilly it will cause LUDICROUS WARMING.