Posted on 03/01/2011 8:13:43 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
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Bumpers
Waiting for my face to melt off from being high on the drug, “Charlie Sheen”. pings.
bttt
The whole idea screams a family playing chess while the rest of the political establishment plays checkers.
Putting it bluntly, Bristol's pregnancy is viewed my many as Sarah's failure. I believe there will be an attempt by Bristol to deflect criticism away from Mom.
Additionally, she is in a unique position to name names regarding the backstabbers in 2008 in a way that would be "unpresidential" for SP to do.
Although there will likely be some interesting Dancing with the Stars moments, I believe the the book is part of a grand strategy to repackage Sarah Palin for the masses.
JMHO.
I’ve had enough of Charlie Sheen.
Going to lunch. BBL.
I hope Rush is better & back at his post today!
Wow - that’s how out of it I’ve been, I didn’t even know she had a book.
It’ll be interesting to watch and I hope you’re right. Had to turn Chris Plante off today, as he was advocating a Mitch Daniels like candidate.
Have a good lunch.
As for Charlie Sheen; I think it’s tacky, and ridiculous that the media is exploiting his mental meltdown.
It’s obvious he has a mental issue or two; and needs serious help, but everyone is more interested in tossing a camera and a microphone his way, instead of saying - “Hey, you know what, maybe we should be concerned.” Sickening!
Morning.
Hello.
Yep.
Gooooooood Morning. Too bad it’s only Tuesday.
At least its sunny.
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True. :)
I’ll be back in a bit; gotta run some errands, hope to be back before end of first hour.
if Martin Sheen has a shred of decency he would be petitioning a court for Guardianship to have his son committed to get him the help he so desperately needs.
(and yes, I had to Google whether Martin Sheen was still alive before posting)
Morning. In for the first hour only.....
woke up expecting it to be Christmas - but i see vinson has not released his ruling
I like your analysis.
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