Posted on 02/10/2011 8:16:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
What a putz.
No!!! I remember watching it live, and cracking up, though. lol.
He’s not smart enough to be a seminar caller.
Sounds like a Truther...
this one is winging it
ROTFLMAO - The Jews own the media. Hahahahahaha. “That’s not me, that’s other people.” LMAO.
What is this, Kook Thursday?
Have they had a chance to pay us back yet?
Wow, alot of idiot callers on Rush this week!!
LOL, this caller needs to subscribe to Rush 24/7 so he can watch Rush laughing at him! Priceless!!
The Joos own the media!?!
Snerdley is slipping with the callerz.
So, I actually had to do work (@work) and I missed like 15 minutes...and Mubarak is staying?
I want what that guy had.
Hobknockin’? Sounds painful.
That's one of the best lines I have ever heard from Rush...ROTFLMAO!!!
maybe TOL didn’t have security at the lounge.
Everyday.
He pronounced it not as hobnobbing but as hobknockin.
OF COURSE!! Makes sense to me! /sarc
Was he trying to say Wolfowitz?? I wasn’t sure
Rush deals with whackos better than anyone.
However today I’m waiting for Rita X, aka Rita from Detroit to call. I miss her, she must have went to the mother ship.
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