Magnetic polar shifts causing massive global superstorms

Helium ^ | Terrence Aym

[MonicaG]

A Danish study published in the scientific journal Geology, found strong correlation between climate change, weather patterns and the magnetic field.

So it's not our trucks & SUVs?

[Aevery_Freeman]

But...but...but, won't all those windmills slow the Earth's rotation and affect wind and weather patterns?

Sometimes I think I should go into the "Bilk the Gullible" business. It sure worked for the dimwit, numb nutted Al Gore.

[cripplecreek]

Looks like it actually has very long periods with no sudden activity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Geomagnetic_polarity_0-169_Ma.svg

[AmusedBystander]

It sure worked for the dimwit, numb nutted Al Gore.

He's just pretending to be dumb. He's making a fortune from the idiots.

[RobbyS]

Given that we don’t know what causes Ice Ages, this sounds as likely as other explanations. One image that remains with me is what I saw in a documentary at the McDonald’s Observatory. The earth is shown as a small rock in a fiery stream of solar radiation. It is a small blue stone that is kept from burning to a cinder (like our moon) by the magnetic field that surrounds it. Compared with the forces at work as depicted in that film, the acts of man seem trivial.

[Graneros]

Rock and Roll will make you rant and rave.
It will send you to an early grave.
But compared to what’s left. Woo
What a lovely way to go.

Larry Raspberry “Rock and Roll Warning”

[cripplecreek]

The moon and mars don’t have magnetic fields at all but do have magnetic patches that are left over from when they were geologically active (they don’t move at all). Venus has a surprisingly weak magnetic field. Mercury wasn’t expected to have a magnetic field at all but does have a weak one. The gas planets all have strong magnetic fields.

None of the magnetic fields aside from earth have been studied in any kind of detail. Certainly not enough to declare that all the planets are behaving the same way.

To further complicate things is the fact that the sun’s magnetic field is really chaotic.

http://www.iki.rssi.ru/mirrors/stern/earthmag/planetmg.htm

[Graneros]

Them Mayans sure nailed this one. This is the 2012 “Prophecy” coming to fruition. Not much of a prophecy really. They were just exceptionally good astronomers. With no mass media entertainment there wasn’t much to do but watch the stars and cut peoples hearts out.

[Izzy Dunne]

Compared with the forces at work as depicted in that film, the acts of man seem trivial.

Do me a favor, willya?

1... Print that sentence in 36-pt font on 8.5x11 inch paper.
2... Staple that paper to Al Gore's forehead.

[timetostand]

It’s the end of the world as we know it - it’s the end of the world as we know it - come on everbody - it’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!!!

[Blood of Tyrants]

Now the magnetic pole is shifting East at a rate of 40 miles annually, an increase of 800 percent.

Okay, I see a math lesson is needed here.
A change from 5 mph to 10 mph is an increase of 100%.
A change from 5 mph to 15 mph is an increase of 200%.
A change from 5 mph to 20 mph is an increase of 300%.
A change from 5 mph to 25 mph is an increase of 400%.
A change from 5 mph to 30 mph is an increase of 500%.
A change from 5 mph to 35 mph is an increase of 600%.
A change from 5 mph to 40 mph is an increase of 700%.

Just because it is 8 times as much doesn't make it 800% greater.

[Finny]

It is a small blue stone that is kept from burning to a cinder (like our moon) by the magnetic field that surrounds it.... [T]he acts of man seem trivial.

That's because they are trivial.

We humans are along for the ride on this planet. We're definitely in the back seat.

[cripplecreek]

An 800% increase would be some 32,000 miles. LOL

[Blood of Tyrants]

It increase was in the rate of movement.

[spodefly]

Tax the magnetic field!!!

[silverleaf]

Have the well-fed Al Gore elites figured out yet how to make money from the rest of mankind off a magnetic pole shift?

[conservativeimage]

Remember how they discovered lights on Saturn a couple of years ago?

Saturn's Northern Light Nov. 2009 with video

Remember how they were talking about how Earth's Aurora Borealis could be seen further south last year?

Northern Lights Move South.

Remember how the frost line has correspondingly moved further south?

Snow Line Moving South

Did you see how the unexpected freeze in Dallas made power plants break down?

Freeze Knocked Out Coal Plants

Did you see how over 30 zoo animals in Mexico have frozen to death?

35 Zoo Animals Freeze

More rain, snow and ice storms means global warming because snow is hot. No, wait. The rain, snow and ice cool the air and ground which means global cooling. But the carbon is a green house gas that makes it hot, but the heat makes it rain and snow and storm which makes it global cooling. But we have no global warming laws yet and it’s raining and snowing and ice storms which means it’s already cooling. So if we accept the economic disaster resulting from restricting carbon emissions now it will make global warming actually hotter, or, I mean, colder - and - I... Error! ... Error! ... Does not compute! ... Does not compute! ... Help me - Will Robinson! ... Danger! *head explodes

[onona]

Poles are nomadic people ?

Did not know that.

Sorry, couldn’t resist :)

[onona]

gahhhhh

Get them of your fridge now !!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[LibertarianLiz]

Here is some info on the same phenomena, only a bit less hysterical. http://tucsoncitizen.com/wryheat/2011/01/19/earth%E2%80%99s-magnetic-poles-reversing-or-not/
I read this original article, too, and was a bit taken aback by it. The Tucson article seems a bit more sober in its conclusions,