[Question Liberal Authority]

Even if we accept Gore's premise, what is the danger posed by Global Warming, errrr, "Climate Change"?

Before, they said the ice caps would melt, polar bears would drown, and anything with an elevation below Pike's Peak would be underwater.

If Global Warming, errrr, "Climate Change" causes MORE SNOW, then the ice caps and glaciers are safe and secure, and we don't have to worry about Manhattan being under water, at least until spring when the snow melts.

[conservativeimage]

More rain, snow and ice storms means global warming because snow is hot. No, wait. The rain, snow and ice cool the air and ground which means global cooling. But the carbon is a green house gas that makes it hot, but the heat makes it rain and snow and storm which makes it global cooling. But we have no global warming laws yet and it’s raining and snowing and ice storms which means it’s already cooling. So if we restrict carbon emissions now it will make global warming hotter - and - I... Error! ... Error! ... Does not compute! ... Does not compute! ... Help me - Will Robinson! ... Danger!

*head explodes