I would prefer to be a roasted Pecan.
I am glad I wasn’t a peanut.
They are often targeted for violence.
Why just the other day, two peanuts were walking down the street and one of them was assaulted.
*assaulted peanut* snicker....
I love roasted pecans! We had some nut trees at one time. Didn't have to worry about 'the price' of pecans, black walnuts or almonds!
Evening my, Hugs.