I call him Tingles the Clown.
For you (With all due respect to Kinko the Kid Loving Clown from Dr. Demento):
Tingles, Tingles, the Kenyan-loving clown
If Barry would just love him back he’d never wear a frown
Tingles, Tingles, the Kenyan-loving clown
If Barry would just love him back he’d never wear a frown!!
Tingle’s in his Tingle car, full of hope and change
Lots of Barry’s pictures and sticky candy canes.
All his friends love Tingles for the programs that they get
Taxes in the stratosphere and a President illegit.
-Hi liberal boys and girls, my name is Tingles the clown!!!
-Hi Tingles!!!
-And I really love you boys and girls!!!
Really, really....
-Awwww
-But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out socialist propaganda to you rugrats, so if anyone wants to come back to Kinko’s makeup room and send a thrill up his leg, he’d really like it.
Really, really...Heh heh heh..
Tingles, Tingles, the Kenyan-loving clown
If Barry would just love him back he’d never wear a frown
Tingles, Tingles, the Kenyan-loving clown
If Barry would just love him back he’d never wear a frown!!
They go to Tingle’s dressing room, sometimes after school
They play in Tingle’s closet, there’s never any rules
They have to sit on Tingle’s lap, there’s never any chairs
Tingles likes to tickle them and give them funny stares.
Tingle, Tingles, the Kenyan-loving clown
The voters wanna beat him up and run him outta town!
Tingles, Tingles, the Kenyan-loving clown
Tar and feather Tingles and run him out of town
-Bye boys and girls!!!!
-Bye Tingles!! See you at Palin’s inauguration!
-Tingles really hates you boys and girls!!
Really, really....