Posted on 01/13/2011 8:27:34 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You sure did “miss much”, ;>)
And MAO was rocking the “leg buttah” too. I cannot stand the greasy leg look. Its January, put on hosiery.
Rush also mentioned that he thinks they were waiting for polling data to know how to design the speech and what to say.
Can I hand them out and make money BEFORE my funeral?
Dang. Sounds like it.
BTW, why should anyone aspire to meet the expectations of a 9 year ols? I am not digging on the girl, but 9 year olds in general are not really grounded in reality.
there was a camera pan where the Messiah was seated and Mooseshell had her legs crossed....her thigh/ calf was bigger around that the Ones waist
reckon those t shirts were paid by tax dollars ?
Rush says obama’s speech was interrupted 53 times for applause. The hooping and hollering were shameful.
Mooshell and Big Sis both tearing up when 0bama said her eyes opened and hugging the husband’s hand was sick too.
Why did the camera cut to them if it wasn’t a planned photo op? I wanna puke!
on the live thread last nite one pondered..........wow they musta had a tailgate party first
Could be...but probably an optical illusion from the greasy glare of zealous leg buttah application.
Chuckie Krauthammer (the bad Chuckie, the good one will show up again sometime next week) was glowingly droning on about Dear Reader’s reading.
How is 0bama going to top that? Commemorative Plate or Coin?
saw it..........the Kraut makes me puke
STOP COPYING ME!!
(See Post 17)
Excellent idea. I see a business opportunity in the making.
Give it a day or two.
You may have missed my call to Chris Plante and I for the life of me don’t get the media silence on this:
http://freedomradiorocks.com/2011/01/13/shameless/
It seem hosts are chicken to come out and say it.
Gibbsy said celebrating is part of the healing process.
If I was the parent of the 9 year old I would have walked out...especially when 0bama was speaking for her.
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