Posted on 01/13/2011 8:27:34 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
0bama preformed a miracle! She’s up and dangling her legs off the bed now!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/13/AR2011011300952.html?hpid=topnews
Rush reading from Breaking News sidebar :)
How many thousands of shirts did they print? That photo looks like the stadium overflow crowd. Rush (as always) was right; it must take days (or daze) to produce that many.
That slogan makes me think of the Borg.
a secret to most save us due diligence freepers but the largest lobby group in Dc ...........and ALWAYS was is the man/boy relation folk..........another words queers who wanna sex kids
Wow! I didn’t know he did that? I’ll look again when today is posted.
There you go.
But today’s show is not up yet.
But it looks like it will be put up.
I agree Rush, there are many conservative hosts that will not come out with the truth.
I’d call you and tell you that I am frustrated with it, but I’m sure, being the all knowing maha rushdie, you already know it.
I don’t know why you even need a phone, frankly. :)
This is all so disturbing. Liberals are so out of control with their hatred.
my question is why do the dems parade Wasserman Shitz everywhere....................she reminds me of artificial bait you worm on a hook to land granddaddy big mouth bass
Missed all of the first hour, and part of this hour. :(
Good point, this was a planned PR event they put together with very few days. That means they probably planned it shortly after the mass murder. Sick! They surely used government funds, planes and many personnel to plan and execute. It's what they do best, a' la Greek Columns. Sick!
Quinn (radio host) says it’s because she actually believes the crap she’s dishing out, and because she’s one of the more articulate females the Dems have in their lineup, if you’ll buy that.
Thanks, AG.
I needed that laugh!
On a side note, did you all know that Harry Reid RECESSED the Senate on January 5 instead of ADJOURNING the Senate? And what that means is that on January 25, it is still considered the same legislative day? So the filibuster rule change can still happen.
I’m a bad man
heheheheheh
Why thank you, NOT!
They look just like the pics of the crowds around Hitler.
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