Posted on 01/13/2011 8:27:34 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Was HC a radio star this AM? I’m sorry I missed it.
Any audio?
“TOGETHER WE THRIVE”
‘Sounds like the title of a bad horror movie....
The Von Maur victims here in Omaha didn’t —
He was like freakin’ Sgt Schultz while the everyone saw what was going on but him, ‘cause he’s above all that donchaknow./s
“I know nothing, I see nothing, I here nothing”.
or Bart Simpson
“It was like that when I got here, you can’t prove a thing”.
EXACTLY.
I checked 2009’s stats. Over 15,000 Americans murdered. I’m wondering why some people’s grief and anger counts so much more than others’.
I don’t think Chris archives his show :o(
Why is it that every Democrat-connected funeral turns into either a:
1) Campaign rally
2) Bash-Republican fest
or,
3) Both
He used to. Someone said they listen to podcasts of it, but I don’t know anymore.
because the media hates you ...worships sin and despise God
The Healing Words of President Obama:
“I want you to argue with them and get in their face.”
“They bring a knife, you bring a gun!”
“We’re gonna punish our enemies...”
“It’s tempting not to negotiate with hostage takers, unless the hostage gets harmed...The hostage was the American people.”
“They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back.”
“And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”
“We don’t like being pushed outside of our comfort zones. You know it right here on this campus. You know people sitting at different tables, y’all living in different dorms. I was there. Y’all not talking to each another, taking advantage of the fact that you’re in this diverse community because sometimes it’s easier to hold onto your own stereotypes and misconceptions, it makes you feel justified in your ignorance. That’s America. So the challenge for us is, are we ready for change?” - Michelle Obama
“Cambridge Police Acted Stupidly”
And of course ABC news is reporting it as fact, that the opening of her eyes was as Obama said.
LSOS
Reminds me of Hillary talking about how her daughter was missing on 911 at GZ when she was NOT.
Inserting their narcissistic selves into the death of innocents. How much lower than pond scum can one get?
I
That about sums it up.
Your fault.
What I don't get is why anyone else would participate in it.
Alinsky, Rules For Radicals
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