[Krankor]

It’s not his citizenship the President is hiding. It’s the same reason he won’t release details of his annual physicals. Obama was born a hermaphrodite.

[kabumpo]

I like it.

[The Comedian]

Obama was born a hermaphrodite.

He may not have been born at all. In fact, he seems more like a character that some anonymous actor is playing.

And if you dig deeply, you find lots of really obvious continuity errors in the script.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.