no life , no understanding trolls.
My youngest kid aged 8 understands how babies and nature works and understands that people will always have different views.
My day began as normal. I got up, ate breakfast, then took a seat at my computer in my moms basement (I didnt shower today because I figured that, well, I had just showered 5 days ago and it hadnt been that long yet). So I sat there in my underwear and I logged onto to DU and talked with all my buddies, but then got bored after a while. *sigh* What should I do now? *yawn* Maybe I should get a job... *think think* Nah, I said to myself, That would be too much work.
Oh, I know! Ill troll FR again! Thats it! I know my last account got zotted after 2 days, but I can always create a new one! So I logged onto FR and created an account named JoeShmo. Then I thought to myself, should I post something bold right away, or should I pretend Im one of them for a while? Hmm I have no patience for pretending today, I want to get to the fun right away! But what should I post? *think think* *sees Jim Robs thread about homosexuality* Oh! I know! Ill post on this one this time! Hee hee! *posts really bold statement in defense of gays* *calls everybody bigots* *sends out nasty FReepmail* *adds liberal keywords*
*sits and waits for responses* Ha haa hee hee! This is going to be fun to watch," I said to myself. Then I ran upstairs to get myself some mac and cheese (that I got with my food stamps) to eat while the fun was going on. I sat looking at the screen for a long time, refreshing it every 10 seconds. Then finally I got my first response:
It read: IBTZ
Aw man, I thought. I was hoping for something a little more interesting. Then I received another:
Go back to DU troll!
Darn! I was just at DU earlier. I was looking for some fun. I was hoping to get people to argue with me all day. Then, about 10 minutes later, another response came in:
Hey guys, look at this FReepmail I got from this troll! LOL! It read:
You guys are stupid f****** bigots!!!! Go to h***!
Did anyone else get one?
There came a few responses in the affirmative. Well, this was finally starting to get a little more interesting, I thought. *giggle giggle* I should say something really good! I thought. So I posted a comment comparing JimRob to Hitler. No response for a while. I refreshed my screen a million times! Then one finally came from Jim Robinson:
ZOT!
Then came a bunch of "IATZ"s and Viking Kitty pics.
Oh well. That was the end of my career as JoeShmo. I wonder what name I should use tomorrow?