Posted on 12/14/2010 8:26:37 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
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Tuesday, 9 degrees outside, Pings.
Brrrr . . . I’ve had enough of this, and it’s not even winter already.
I guess the Farmer’s Almanac failed to mention that in exchange for a “mild” winter, we were going to have to suffer a vicious December.
gonna be 79 degrees here in Phoenix this day
That’s still too hot for me :-O
UP TO 39 DEGREES ALREADY BUMP
we measure it like........well...it’s not 179 degrees today
LOL. I used to live in Lakeland, FL. I miss it, so much.
hey, just noticed...........on Christman day, Ted Kennedy will be clean and sober exactly 16 months to the day
..way to go Ted
If only there was an ocean. lol. :)
You can always put more clothes on, you can only take so many off.
Then it gets ugly...
good point and................we have a zillion WalMarts too so there
Redstate.com has been running a Presidential Nominee championship bracket...and the finalists are:
Herman Cain and Sarah Palin.
GO here to vote: http://www.redstate.com/erick/2010/12/14/2012-the-championship-match/
LOL.
....You can always put more clothes on, you can only take so many off. Then it gets ugly...
And posibbly illegal!
did you get a chance to watch SPA with Khate?
They should be punished for making deals with the devils. Sheesh. I refuse to cheer when my principles are sold down the river for no reason.
You betcha!
Kate was a whiney worm eh? Her kids were more adult than she was. Most of that stuff is scripted but you wonder why she would let them make herself look so badly on camera.
I watched it again and my heart broke for those poor kids—they were having so much fun.
i read where...after they left....she left them in anchorage at a hotel with their nannies for two days while she went off somewhere eith the “bodyguard”.
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