Posted on 12/10/2010 8:21:31 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Call The Rush Limbaugh Show program line between 12 Noon and 3PM Eastern Time at: 1-800-282-2882
E-mail Rush: ElRushbo@eibnet.com
Fax Rush at: 212-445-3963
Write a letter to Rush and mail it to:
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Open Line Friday Pings.
Hooray for Friday!
Good morning/afternoon, megaRushOpenMikeFridaydittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=
Morning gals...
Is anyone listening on WBAP?
Mark Davis, has become more insufferable then ever, if that is possible LoL
He has found this cd of Christmas tunes, mangled on the piano and he just THINKS IT’S DELIGHTFUL.
Ungghh....
Next he will be playing that one with the synthesized dogs barking Rudolph while he chortles uncontrollably.
Ungghhh...
Dobro utro!
Oprah Rips Americans for Not Supporting Obama
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2640629/posts?page=122#122
She ripped her pants as well.
Gee, sorry we don’t appreciate your idol as much as you do, Queen Okra.
How do the rich wage war against the poor?
By employing them?
Sanders may be the only ‘admitted Socialist’ in Congress, but there are roughly EIGHTY members of the Progressive caucus...same thing.
Makes you wonder about who lives in Vermont.
So if ANYONE here has not read Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand , you must! Rush refers to it all the time.
Prince Charles and Camilla attacked. Rioters chanted "off with their heads"
Vermont had members of the ‘Progressive Party’ in their State Legislature back in the 90’s...
Hi everybody! I’m at home today, so I get to participate.
Pull up a chair and a quilt.
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Cut taxes, cut spending, NO extension of unemployment benefits.
Bump
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