Posted on 12/02/2010 8:19:04 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
If you’re still standing, you may now be seated.
lmao.........psychic or web cam ???????????
And Libtards have all these conspiracy theories how “corporations” run the country.
This is one that is believable.
Neither. I have cleverly planted a spy in your home. ;-)
I think the money to GE was a gift.
We will be hearing more on this.
Rush is pretty reserved about conspiracy theories. Totally ignored, for the most part, the Birther stuff.
This GE thing sounds serious.
I’m listening to 24/7, didn’t notice any “dead” spots in the feed.
Funny when a caller or even Rush lets a potty word fly before it gets bleeped.
News just said some time this afternoon.
Fry Rangle.
I'll betcha Jeffery Immelt voted 0bamadinejad, Jack Welch must want to jump off a bridge.
Did I hear recently that Jeffrey Immelt said at some business forum that Obamao was business-unfriendly, and got his (hand) whacked by the WH?
I asked Santa for buxum spies BTW
My (non-buxom) spy tells me that your wife has already intercepted that request.
you expose another pet peve of mine
..let;s use Chrissy Matthews for example............he has an agent to work NBC for a multi year multi million dollar salary.............ain’t that corporation big bidnezz...........................why yes it is
oh, I;m in trouble
sure.
Crony Capitalism and Oligarchy combined.
Bought and Paid For: The Unholy Alliance Between Barack Obama and Wall Street, by Charles Gasparino
Read it and weep.
amazin how big a liar O is huh
Yes, and the stories about that forum got buried by the MSM as fast as possible.
Rush is going to PO some powerful people with this last 1/2 hour.
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