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To: Joe 6-pack
Chuck Norris uses live rattlesnakes for condoms.

Incorrect.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

30 posted on 12/02/2010 8:15:20 AM PST by Lazamataz (Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
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To: Lazamataz
"Incorrect."

You're right Laz. I keep confusing myself with Chuck Norris. I use live rattlesnakes for condoms. It's not really about protection; I just like the way they feel.

54 posted on 12/02/2010 8:28:34 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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