Posted on 12/02/2010 7:41:54 AM PST by laotzu
Nine years after the end of the classic TV show 'Walker, Texas Ranger,' Chuck Norris today will be named an honorary captain in the Texas Rangers.
Norris played Texas Ranger Cordell Walker in the eight year long show, portraying a two fisted martial arts expert who enforced the law in Dallas and across Texas. Norris' brother Aaron Norris, who was the stunt coordinator on the TV show and also directed some episodes, will also be honored.
"They will be presented with this honor in recognition of the 'Walker, Texas Ranger' television series, and how it reflected well on law enforcement in general and on the DPS in particular," said Texas Department of Public Safety spokeswoman Tela Mange. The Texas Rangers are a unit of the DPS.
The brothers will be presented with certificates by Governor Perry, naming them as honorary captains in the legendary law enforcement organization, which traces its roots back to lawmen who 'ranged' across the frontier posts of what was then the Mexican state of Tejas y Coahuila in the 1820s.
"They join other notables, including John Wayne and President George H.W. Bush as honorary Texas Ranger captains," Mange says.
Unfortunately, the Norris' will not receive the 'cinco peso,' the familiar 'star in the circle' Texas Ranger badge which is by tradition made from a Mexican five peso coin. Mange says they'll have to be satisfied with certificates.
Chuck Norris never sleeps... he waits.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
In the News/Activism forum, on a thread titled Chuck Norris Becomes Texas Ranger Captain Today, Mr. Lucky wrote:
I’m ready for something real
You do appreciate the irony of posting that statement on an internet chatroom under a pseudonym, right?
ROFLOL
Irony is so . . . ironic!
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“I don’t think he’ll have to. Giants are in the NL West....”
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The reference was to this PAST World Series.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Oh sorry...my team got eliminated early, and I forgot The Rangers were in the WS. Baseball hasn’t been the same since they messed with home-field advantage to get people to watch the All Stars. Don’t get me started on DH rule...LOL.
Nice 'delayed laugh' comment...
I guess I could Google it but felt a little lazy.
If ‘24’ had starred Chuck Norris, it would have been called ‘1’.
Dick Cheney is Chuck Norris’s backup.
I guess theat means they laid off everybody else.
Chuck Norris can raise Kristinn’s IQ after Laz got done with him to higher than it was originally.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father, and he can crap a “black saturn”
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11180-atom-smasher-may-give-birth-to-black-saturns.html
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father, and he can crap a “black saturn”
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11180-atom-smasher-may-give-birth-to-black-saturns.html
Scientists have finally figured out why the Universe
is expanding...
It’s trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
great thread. I hadn't heard some of these before.
Chuck Norris CAN eat just one.
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