Posted on 12/02/2010 7:41:54 AM PST by laotzu
Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.
Chuck Norris can “Hear” sign language!
I don’t think he’ll have to. Giants are in the NL West....
My boss says Chuck Norris is a sissy.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Victoria’s secret is . . . . . . are you ready to hear this? . . . . . . here goes . . . . .
VICTORIA IS REALLY VICTOR!!!!!!!!!
When God said, “Let there be light”, Chuck Norris said, “say please.”
Your boss has already had his heart removed and has had the opportunity to see it still beating in Chuck Norris' hand.
Huckabee. During the last Presidential election cycle, Norris supported Huckabee.
I hope beyond hope that Chuck has seen the error of his ways. As an honorary Texas Ranger, Chuck should realize that backing Huckabee is an insult to law enforcement everywhere. While governor of Arkansas, Huckabee released Clarence Clemmons from prison...and Clemmons promptly went up to Washington State, where he killed four police officers just a couple of days over 1 year ago.
Like I said, supporting Huckabee is an insult to LEO's everywhere.
Who does Norris campaign for?
That's right, the phony charlatan dope from Hope, who's 'pseudoconservatism' is as bad as his bass playing.
Claiming to be a Christian while sending his minions out to bear false witness about others. (see the latest article by his campaign manager Ed RINO Rollins)
Chuck's a mediocre actor and a big joke on the internet, but as a political endorser he is pathetic.
The Black-Eyed Peas used to be the Peas until they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
You're right Laz. I keep confusing myself with Chuck Norris. I use live rattlesnakes for condoms. It's not really about protection; I just like the way they feel.
Chuck Norris cowboy boots are made of real cowboys
A great cross-cultural experience — viewing TV in Europe and watching “Walker, Texas Ranger” reruns dubbed into French.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed at night.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room .. he doesn’t turn the lights on .. he turns the dark off!
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
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