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Chuck Norris Becomes Texas Ranger Captain Today
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| 12/2/10
| Jim Forsyth
Posted on 12/02/2010 7:41:54 AM PST by laotzu
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posted on
12/02/2010 7:41:57 AM PST
by
laotzu
To: laotzu
Now just put Chuck on the border Crouched in an “attack” position...... Border problems Solved!!! LOL
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris knows no fear
but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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posted on
12/02/2010 7:45:20 AM PST
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris can divide by zero....
Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret....
To: laotzu
Great, a fake Ranger can now shill for the fake preacher/conservative.
I’m ready for something real.
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posted on
12/02/2010 7:50:26 AM PST
by
t-dude
(Sarah causes banal and vituperous evil snarks to shriek in horror!)
To: sharkshooting
Chuck Norris IS Victoria's secret.
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posted on
12/02/2010 7:51:27 AM PST
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: laotzu
When an episode of “Walker Texas Ranger” was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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posted on
12/02/2010 7:51:41 AM PST
by
Dahoser
(Separation of church and state? No, we need separation of media and state.)
To: laotzu
Q: Why does February only have 28 days?
A: Because Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked two days in order to hasten Springtime.
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posted on
12/02/2010 7:52:45 AM PST
by
Salvavida
(The restoration of the U.S.A. starts with filling the pews at every Bible-believing church.)
To: laotzu
Great.
But can be hit Giants pitching?
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posted on
12/02/2010 7:53:47 AM PST
by
EyeGuy
(RaceMarxist Obama: The Politics of Vengeance)
To: laotzu
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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posted on
12/02/2010 7:54:01 AM PST
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: jakerobins
Chuck Norris house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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posted on
12/02/2010 7:54:06 AM PST
by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: Salvavida
To: plinyelder
If Batman and Darth Vader were in a fight, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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posted on
12/02/2010 7:56:20 AM PST
by
Zarro
(Hands off Our Junk!)
To: plinyelder
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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posted on
12/02/2010 7:56:24 AM PST
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: laotzu
"I make my living in the movies, but for the past 20 years I've also been a cop..."
Oops, wrong guy!
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posted on
12/02/2010 7:57:16 AM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: t-dude
Who is the fake preacher/conservative?
To: t-dude
I'm ready for something real You do appreciate the irony of posting that statement on an internet chatroom under a pseudonym, right?
To: laotzu
Mange says they'll have to be satisfied with certificates. No, Chuck Norris will NOT be satisfied with a piece of paper.
Tela Mange will be round-housed until she pins the real thing on his chest.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:02:45 AM PST
by
Slyfox
To: laotzu
Only Chuck Norris knows what is in the beyond of Bed,Bath and Beyond.....
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:03:47 AM PST
by
Kimmers
(Tell a lie often enough it becomes political........)
To: Yo-Yo
Don’t even mention anything about that wife beating, woman assaulting, piece of S#!T on a thread about Chuck Norris.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:04:24 AM PST
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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