Posted on 11/30/2010 8:32:00 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Good morning/good afternoon, megaRushIsSpotOndittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=
Good morning. :)
Greetings.
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Morning I hope he speaks of that evil S510 they passed today.
Did you do that? Nice!
seated
Seatbelt fastened?
set the pc to listen to WBAP outta Ft Worth and that sissy fatass Huckabee is doin a last thought type piece......bite me Huckabee
-————> juvenile mind....seat belts are fastened for me
Barf...eating lunch, saw Huckster’s name. Lost all appetite.
bttt
I want one!
just a note on my thanksgivin..............worst 30 hours of my life............flew to Seattle to see my real mom after 47 years and guess what................she did not show at the airport.........no call ...nuthin....came home the next flight
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