All righty. If the F is NOT the well known f word and U is not You, is it:
Forget Underwear, Barack Obama
Forge Unicycles, Barack Obama
Fold Umbrellas, Barack Obama
Flee Unicorns, Barack Obama
Is this kinda close to those heart felt sentiments you are getting at?
FUBAR was a universally accepted and revered term amongst the troops when I was in the service. It meant, “Fouled Up Beyond All Repair!” We’ve just realigned it a bit to fit for Barack Obama & Co. FUBO!!