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WHAT TO WEAR WHEN BEING GROPED BY THE TSA
11/22/2010
| PRINCESS LEAH
Posted on 11/22/2010 3:24:30 PM PST by princess leah
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To: nuconvert
Smelly clothes won’t smell so good once you’re on your flight and next to some stranger who is now offended by your “hygiene.”
To: princess leah
Eat lots of beans and pickled eggs and beer the night before and FART. Then turn around and pick your nose and ask if they’d like some.
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:56:47 PM PST
by
crz
To: princess leah
What about a DRESS??? What do they do when a woman has on a skirt or a dress??????
What about the MUSLIM MEN who wears those white dresses???
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:58:10 PM PST
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion......the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: princess leah
Urinate from stress. Do so after about six sweetteas and a pound of asparagus. Wait til they touch you.
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posted on
11/22/2010 3:59:56 PM PST
by
blackdog
To: princess leah
Kind of off topic but does involve what to wear! This is driving me crazy. Any Freepers know what happened to the guy that was disguised as an old man, went into the bathroom on the plane and came out a young Asian man? Wasn’t he arrested?? What was up with THAT? I’ve never seen it mentioned again.
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posted on
11/22/2010 4:01:14 PM PST
by
Bubbette
To: muawiyah
You still dont have to talk to these people. I never do. I wouldn't know, it's been years since I flew anywhere.
Oh, I've booked cargo, prepped documents for explosives and
various hazmat goodies and even chartered the Antonov twice..
But all my destinations are right here in Texas.
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posted on
11/22/2010 4:01:19 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(Pablo is very wily)
To: humblegunner
well we know you’re on drugs
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posted on
11/22/2010 4:01:19 PM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: driftdiver
well we know youre on drugs Ibuprofen today.
Could be Codeine tomorrow.
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posted on
11/22/2010 4:02:44 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(Pablo is very wily)
To: blackdog
asparagus - LOL - genius idea. Too good.
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posted on
11/22/2010 4:03:02 PM PST
by
70times7
(Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
To: humblegunner
Ibuprofen today. Could be Codeine tomorrow.Just don't take any placebos.
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posted on
11/22/2010 4:03:53 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
To: humblegunner
So they let you off the lithium?
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posted on
11/22/2010 4:04:43 PM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Ann Archy
To: dfwgator
Just don't take any placebos. I buy all my dope at Walmart.
It could be any damned thing. :-(
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posted on
11/22/2010 4:06:06 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(Pablo is very wily)
To: Bubbette
He had to pay extra for his pureed in flight meal to be changed to lo mien and egg roll. Everything was fine until he picked up the chopsticks. Armed TSA agents jumped him and wrestled him to the floor for the two weapons.
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posted on
11/22/2010 4:07:31 PM PST
by
70times7
(Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
To: princess leah
Wear muslim garb.
Scream discrimination when even looked at.
Yell alla akbar.
They will let you though, no problem.
TSA. Touching someone’s arse.
To: crz
There are fart simulators. Fit one for easy use.
To: driftdiver
So they let you off the lithium? Yeah.
I've got a bit left though.. if you're hurtin'...
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posted on
11/22/2010 4:08:14 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(Pablo is very wily)
To: princess leah
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posted on
11/22/2010 4:08:21 PM PST
by
stockpirate
(David Horowitz Democratic Party has been "seized by a religious cult" of the left!)
To: princess leah
Eat Mexican before your flight ... let out a greasy fart when they reach up and grab.
To: princess leah
If I have to fly while these rules are in effect:
1. Under a long skirt and a decent top, I'll have on tight leggings that actually show underwear lines, a sleeveless spandex shirt and a plunge bra.
2. When I go to take off my shoes, I'm going to strip off the outside layer and walk through the metal detector in the leggings, and tight shirt with a whole lotta cleavage showing.
3. Once through, I will get dressed again.
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