[PetroniusMaximus]

Have you also considered the dangers of soil compaction?

All the people walking around of the earth will eventually compact the soil down to sea level - resulting in a calamity like the one you described.

We must act NOW to limit human walking and thereby save our precious earth from the ravages of soil compaction.

[Erasmus]

Solution: Snowshoes for everyone, which will put off the catastrophe for a millennium.

I'm stocking up now. When snowshoes become mandatory, I promise to offer reasonable prices to all Freepers.