“The Muzzies wouldn’t let a dog sniff them. It would violate their “religion”.
Well, there you are. Perfect. Dog, grope or scan.
lol. Can we train sheep to sniff out chemicals? Would the Muzzies let their hijab-clad women be sniffed all over by sheep?
I'll take the dog. Well . . . only if the dog is an Irish Setter because I used to have one and she was as dumb as a brick. Best bird dog I ever had, tho.