Sir John of Heinz is visibly shaken observing the peasants with pitchforks closing in on his castle. He's feeling the heat from their torches scorching his carefully-coiffed hair.
This is his last-gasp pronouncement before he flees to his yacht and takes off to the Grand Cayman Islands with his money-tree wife and his display case of war medals.
Leni
63 posted on 10/28/2010 10:44:53 AM PDT by MinuteGal
(Are any Americans better off than they were 13 trillion dollars ago?)