“The man is quite mad. Did he eat paint chips as a child?”
Those aren’t paint chips, they’re wall candy!
Anyway, I say let prince Chuck lead by example. Assuming the shany towners don’t move out as soon as he moves in.
Why not have a sort of Boxing Day, Chuckie? You and some shanty town dwellers can swap places for a year. At the end of the year, compare notes on where each of you would prefer to live.