315 - All Donks in the House and Senate combined
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
One to hold the bulb, and one to drink booze until the room starts spinning.
Don’t forget the Michelson - Morley experiment. To damp out vibrations they floated a 5 foot square block of sandstone 10 inches thick in a pool of mercury. At 120 lbs. / sq. foot x 25 sq foot they needed enough mercury to displace roughly 3000 lbs.
The despots at the EPA insisted that MBTE be used as a gasoline additive, discovering too late that it was poisoning the ground water all over the country. These bureaucrats are too ignorant to be fooling with chemistry.
None. They prefer to remain in the dark.
The Energy Independence and Security Act of 2007 banned almost all use of incandescent bulbs (the normal looking ones that pop up over cartoon characters’ heads in moments of brilliance) by 2014. They are to be replaced by more energy efficient bulbs.
They won't be replaced in my house. I've been buying extra incandescents whenever I find them on sale. I have enough to last at least 15 years. And if they don't repeal this stupidity, then I'll buy even more.
The EPA, DOE, and the rest of the federal wonks can shove their 2014 deadline up their asses.
Liberals don’t care about danger to our children - they care about feeling good about themselves. And forcing all of us to use something we hate makes the little control freaks feel good about themselves...
We bought enough light bulbs to last us the rest of our lives and the lives and the lives of at least 2 future generations. When they are on sale of buy one get one free, I get cases of them. They can take those new bulbs and shove them where the sun doesn’t shine. I tried them. Hate them.
In this case, four. You don't count Zer0.
Zer0, like a stooge, is standing on a chair holding a CFL. On each corner of the chair is one of his staff raising Zer0 up to screw it in. Zer0 puts it in the socket and they start turning the chair. Zer0 calls down, “I think it is in!” They yell up, “No we need to keep turning.” This is what they are doing to the country. They are using Zer0 to turn the bulb. All he has to do is hold the bulb. They will turn and turn and turn until Zer0 yells down, I think it is in!” They continue turning until . . . . . . . CRACK!!!!!! The bulb is broken.
. . . .The country is broken and must suffer the toxic consequences.
Just two....