Posted on 09/16/2010 8:17:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Can’t have that. My lips are sealed...
LOL - Noooo further comment.
Your tagline may help explain the Lockerbie bomber deal, too...
ElRusbo has not had anything to say about Tokyo Rove yet...
There are some media advertising salespersons out there just loving this.
True.
'It’s hell. I can’t stand it!’ Michelle Obama REALLY thinks of being First Lady
And while we're talking about women in politics and their financial affairs, hows about the whole Bertelsmann thing, eh?
No wonder the MSM would rather talk about O'Donnell...
but now that the rino blessed candidate is the loser, that rule has changed
we voted mclettuce for these fools - the rinos need to fall in line and support the winner even when it is a conservative
Sadly, I think Rove just stuck the fork in himself.
Going to take a couple of decades to rebuild the credibility he pi$$ed away in the last two days.
Principles are optional.
Nuff said.
Bwahahahaha...I forgot about Elders...what a ditz!
In GovSpeak, if they don’t raise your taxes 10%, they gave you a 10% tax cut.
Just like not raising spending for program X in a “draconian cut”.
Hello I am bit late.
“Tax cuts to Obama is like the cross to Dracula.”—Rush.
The following links are provided ...
Interesting that I don't see CAIR listed. Not familiar with any of the others.
Three, Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Was Carville the one who started it? Look at him: Matilin must have a diehard battery and a lighting shifter on her toys.
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