Posted on 09/16/2010 8:17:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Well, they have to be the dumbest group of people I’ve ever seen. Seriously. Criminal Thuggery 101 - NEVER LEAVE A VOICEMAIL outlining and detailing your illegal plea for bribes.
I dumped them after Phuckleberry hound got his own show.
They are not perfect on purpose.
Then who you gonna watch since there is no #2.
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On the O's in the White House, don't be surprised if they try and paint it some other color.
I remember the crowd gasped when Imanutjob said that. They do not have homosexuals in Iran.. they kill them.
I don’t watch anything except Special Report.
Now it’s Special Ed Report.
They’re trying to label us as purists and extremists, when their candidate is a marxist?!?!?!
Exactly why I've hung around.
Finally Rush is talking about Tokyo Rove...
I miss Tony Snow. =(
Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth and Sixth that motion.
I don’t watch cable news, period, except on rare occassions to get results from elections/primaries. Usually I get my news from Drudge, FR, and as silly as it sounds, Facebook and Twitter.
Mike Murphy is exactly who we need to purge.
Hehehe...yeah, I love that one-sided BS. When a lib is shoved down our throat, we have to accept them in the spirit of “unity.” We call our opponents to congratulate them (my friend Steve Stockman called Maury Meyers in 1990), but when the squish looses, they run run off and take their toys with them or run a rogue campaign (Crist, and now Murkowski’s considering a write-in campaign).
Amen!
And, slightly off topic, but I want to say that while I was too young to actively take part in the Reagan Revolution in 1970’s; I am proud to be part of the Palin Rebellion. :)
I’ll never get over Castle ripping Christine in his conciliation speech and not endorsing her.
We’re at a crossroads in this party.
O Donnell now at 101%
Yep, Palin is why we are here.
I say again, I wish Dick Cheney would reenter the political scene. He could clear a lot up.
Cold medicine see!! DO I know my Rushbo or what...
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