[Nip]

...”vote Democrat or return to the policies of the George W. Bush administration”...

And?

My Captain Midnight Secret decoder Ring translates the above statement as “Please don't send all of my liberal/progressive/socialists enablers packing. I need their support for my hope and change thingy.”

Proof of statement:

Compare your choice of economic indicators circa 2009 and 2005. 2009 is Obama’s first year of total responsibility and 2005 was Bush's last year of total responsibility. Who has the better numbers?

[John W]

How long do we expect his “opening statement” to last?