How much play will this photo get? ( Caption Contest )

http://blogs.dailymail.com/http://www.drudgereport.com/ ^ | August 30 2010 | don surber

[fightinJAG]

Oh, the suspense! I keep wondering what he did next. Did he toss the umbrella over the bar and try to catch it on the other side? If so, did he catch it, drop it, did it fall on Michelle Antoinette, or did she do a jump shot on it?

Or did he figure out that umbrellas have a closing mechanism, and that most people close the umbrella sufficiently, then put it under the obstacle?

How come he doesn’t know how to use an umbrella?

And, finally, M’Antoinette’s expression is priceless!

[lionheart 247365]

....... no cure for stupid .

[fightinJAG]

"An hour later, The President was stranded on an escalator when it lost power."

Okay, that belly-jiggler required repeating!

[fightinJAG]

Somehow this reminds of Jessica Simpson saying she didn’t know buffalo had wings?

[greatplains]

...and a VanHalen album. : )

[fightinJAG]

Yeah, a grown man knowing how to work an umbrella and a grown man getting on a Segway for the first time . . . the usual Libiot equivalencies.

[fightinJAG]

Just imagine all the scientific research based on the fact that little mice and rats can figure out how to negotiate obstacles.

[fightinJAG]

And, was he to dumb to see if he just tipped it sideways a bit, it would have fit just fine? And .. oh crap.

This is actually very typical of this President. He continually fails to understand the future consequences of his acts and failure to act. He grasps very little about real world cause and effect. He seems to have no capacity to plan, to think through options, to react with intellectual agility while on his feet.

It is always bulldozing straight ahead with this guy, wherever the ideological beacon is beckoning, with this guy -- with no clue about reality and no bow to the actual obstacles in his way.

[rockabyebaby]

Somehow this reminds of Jessica Simpson saying she didn’t know buffalo had wings?

LMAO, and the "chicken of the sea" remark too, actually she's beginning to look like a genius compared to this idiot!

[Jane Austen]

Definitely not the smartest guy.

[fightinJAG]

I really am dying to know what happened next after this photo. Did he or did he not figure out how to get through the gate?

[Jane Austen]

LOL!

[MrB]

First, you have to log in.

[rockabyebaby]

He probably had secret service help him - after all he is the “one” and he doesn’t have to do anything for himself! Freakin’ DOOFUS, I can’t stand the site or sound of this guy or his whackjob wife!

[SuperLuminal]

Dildo contest winner?

[Army Air Corps]

He does not even have to close the umbrella. If he just tipped it to one side, he and the linebacker could walk under the gate with the umbrella. He really has no sense of spatial relationships...or anything else.