Yeah, Mormonism is a theological mess. I agree. But ya know what? I never am gonna be worried about the OSMOND FAMILY banging down my front door and beheading me.You know, when I first hit the REPLY button to reply to your post I was going to just post the letters: LOL!
And though on one level it is amusing, what you posted (amusing and oh-so-obviously true), I couldn't help but think of a real story, related by Briget Gabriel, a Christian Lebanese woman who escaped from the Islamic takeover of her country.
She claims that more than once (once would have been horrible enough, and I don't remember how many times she thinks it happened), Moslem "soldiers" entered a Christian home, took a young child, tied one leg to the father, one leg to the mother and then proceed to pull the parents apart.
THIS is the enemy people. ISLAM, MARXISM, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, the Ground Zero Mosque... THEY are the enemy... not the freaking mormons!!!
I'm sure that some descendants (they ain't very many) of the FANCHER party may have a slightly different take on this.