[The Comedian]

That thing will look great for about its first 7 seconds in boost phase.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

In my first Air Force Tech School during late 1979, early 1980 we made up an Iranian Air Force paper airplane contest. The winning plane had to fly the furthest while burning.