[Hillarys Gate Cult]

In my first Air Force Tech School during late 1979, early 1980 we made up an Iranian Air Force paper airplane contest. The winning plane had to fly the furthest while burning.

[The Comedian]

Iranian Air Force paper airplane contest. The winning plane had to fly the furthest while burning.

Excellent!

Time for a similar effort to design a Gaza-busting Hamas boat: With or without snorkels?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.